And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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