He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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