how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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