Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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