He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
