S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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