I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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