We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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