Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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