I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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