You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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