forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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