i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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