erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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