The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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