Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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