It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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