ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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