I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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