Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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