I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
