it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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