6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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