you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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