Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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