4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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