dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
