I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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