is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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