You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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