I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I currently don't understand fingers.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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