also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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