they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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