why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He shit in the fireplace
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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