i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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