windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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