You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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