Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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