just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There r osticjed everywhere
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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