Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i drank out of a bidet.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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