who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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