theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I understand Curling. That high.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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