So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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