seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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