What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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