Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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