I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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