i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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