Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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