Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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