Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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