worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Randomize
